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Saturday, February 04, 2006
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The Reason Why I Started This
Leading up to the NFC Championship game, the Seattle Times did a daily profile of a Seahawk fans. In Pittsburgh you get black and gold face pant, and good percentage of topless fat men. I'm not quite sure what these Seattle fans are going for. I thought the point was too look intense. To my understanding the best at this are Raiders fans, as going to an Oakland game is like going to a Gwar concert. Anyway, here's some of the pics and how totally unmenacing they are:
 Nothing says menacing to me quite like blue sparkled eye smudge.
 I think my problem with many of these people is that they're make-up is too nice. And they're all wearing those stupid gloves and that jersey, And the beads, what is up with the beads?
 Oh No! Please don't show the band teacher that looks like a giant effeminate woodpecker. It's just too scary!
 You guys can make up your own caption for a guy who looks like this flipping in finger up in the air.
 This guy is a cross between Miami Vice and a Power Ranger.
 "You know how I know that you're gay: you have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, 'I love it when balls are in my face.'"
 I have to hand it to this guy. He's the one who I'm actually a little shaky about. I think intense when I see him, like in, "what is that intense smell?"
posted by Rory at 2:55 PM |
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This is a blog about the Pittsburgh Pirates. My vision: to write about the games at the games.
Want to email me? Make it out to rory at bleache... you know the rest.
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Nothing says menacing to me quite like blue sparkled eye smudge.
I think my problem with many of these people is that they're make-up is too nice. And they're all wearing those stupid gloves and that jersey, And the beads, what is up with the beads?
Oh No! Please don't show the band teacher that looks like a giant effeminate woodpecker. It's just too scary!
You guys can make up your own caption for a guy who looks like this flipping in finger up in the air.
This guy is a cross between Miami Vice and a Power Ranger.
"You know how I know that you're gay: you have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, 'I love it when balls are in my face.'"
I have to hand it to this guy. He's the one who I'm actually a little shaky about. I think intense when I see him, like in, "what is that intense smell?"